Justin Quotes

Yeah, so these are overdue, but frankly, I just haven't been writing them down, or he's been less funny, but I'd put my money on me not writing them down.  Something about these last few months has resulted in less picture taking, less journal writing, and less laughing at Justin.  Maybe that last one is a good thing?  But when he's laughing too it makes it okay.  Right?  Either way, he said the last one this morning and it was so funny I couldn't resist writing it down and posting them today.  So, enjoy!

"I'm not bribing you. I am letting you know of the rewards."

"I might freak out on ya, but I wouldn't be upset."

"Congratulations...you are a murderer."

"I'm not about great stories, I'm about true stories."

"I find that when bad things happen its because I'm being an idiot."

"Who said I was pinchin' stuff?  I was merely putting my hand in unwelcome places."

"I'm pretty impressed with myself, I must say."

"I know this is going to sound awful....but on Martin Luther King Jr. Day can we make chocolate chocolate chip cookies?"

Me: "Those things are lethal for you."
Justin: "They're called funeral potatoes for a reason."

Justin: "Am I doing anything wrong?"
Jodi: "No."
Justin: "Then stop being so giddy."

"You know, I look in the mirror and say, "who is that devilishly handsome guy?!"

"Get out of my way.  I mean, let me get out of your way, that's what I said!'