Yeah, so these are overdue, but frankly, I just haven't been writing them down, or he's been less funny, but I'd put my money on me not writing them down. Something about these last few months has resulted in less picture taking, less journal writing, and less laughing at Justin. Maybe that last one is a good thing? But when he's laughing too it makes it okay. Right? Either way, he said the last one this morning and it was so funny I couldn't resist writing it down and posting them today. So, enjoy!
"I'm not bribing you. I am letting you
know of the rewards."
"I might freak out on ya, but I wouldn't
"Congratulations...you are a
"I'm not about great stories, I'm about
"I find that when bad things happen its
because I'm being an idiot."
"Who said I was pinchin' stuff? I
was merely putting my hand in unwelcome places."
"I'm pretty impressed with myself, I must
"I know this is going to sound
awful....but on Martin Luther King Jr. Day can we make chocolate chocolate chip
Me: "Those things are lethal for
Justin: "They're called funeral potatoes
for a reason."
Justin: "Am I doing anything wrong?"
Justin: "Then stop being so giddy."
"You know, I look in the mirror and say,
"who is that devilishly handsome guy?!"
"Get out of my way. I mean, let me
get out of your way, that's what I said!'