Justin Quotes

Just another installment.  It took me a bit to gather them all together with the transfer of computers, but here they are!

"That's why you're here, to teach me new tricks."

"Honey, I don't do hard things."

"If you don't want me to use all of the chocolate chips in front of me, you've GOT to tell me."

"Please take no offense from my foolish words."

"Do you know how dumb you sound?"

"...and don't write that down!"

"You're not allowed to go out tonight if you're ornery!"

Jodi: “I'm gonna have you change her diaper.”

Justin: “I don't do that any more, it's out of my pay grade. I can't even discuss it with you without my agent present.”

"That doesn't mean it's what you said, it's just what I heard."

"I'm always good for dumb sounds."

"Don't be goin' doin' things I'll regret."

"I am giving you crap, but not meaningful crap."

"We don't need to have proper perceptions of things."

"Don't worry about my ineptitudes."

"There you go.  Start promoting the 'eat crap diet' and see what happens to your reputation."

"You have to know that the things you buy and use are cheaper and quieter than the things I buy and use."

"Sorry for being a bum, I just have a good knack for it today"

"I'm allowed to tell you what to do, and you not to listen."

"I bet if you let me turn on football I'd do the dishes."

"I thought you had something in your hair.  It was just your ear."

“It’s fun to live vicariously through you.”

"I'll hang out with myself tonight."

"You know what? I am not you and I think it's time you understand that."

Me: “Are you just extrapolating things?”

Justin: “You're using big words on me...”