Here they are again. Compliments of superman.
"Jaime, you are a certified punk."
"Listen woman, these are my tools."
"Awww, I'm not getting spoon fed today?"
"Why are you being annoyed? Why aren't you just enjoying me?"
"We gotta go big or go home, and we can't go home because we're already home, so we gotta go big."
"On Saturday, Dad will take you to the farmer's market because Mom will have a hangover."
"Can you imagine sleeping and losing half your body weight? ...it's like the American dream."
"Come over here and give me a hug...and love me for who I'm not."
"You're not allowed to say 'ow' unless someone hurts you on purpose."
"I'm so full of 'no's today, forgive me. I'm like Mr. No. So, forgive my no-ness."
"It's so much work for me to have stimulating conversations."
"This is not communicating. It's telling me all of the obstacles."
"You're so weird, like ultimately weird."
"The things you don't understand about me are the things I don't understand about myself."
"Emotion is not meant to be expressed, only experienced."
Jodi: "I've told you that I like affection in the form of massages and back scratches and stuff, but that hasn't really taken off yet."
Justin: "Sure it has. I do it willingly now."
"Hon, go get some baking soda, put it in your mouth and try to swallow it."
"I think I rock."
"I try really hard to make up for your lack of ability."
"You really need to have this baby; I need a wife back."
4 responses:
It still surprises me that I laugh so hard at the things I said. I forget. And realizing that I actually said those things just cracks me up.
This is, quite possibly, the best way to start one's work day. Justin, you are too funny. HOW DO I NOT LIVE CLOSER TO YOU?
Love the punk comment. Adam calls the girls punks all the time.
Wish I could do something like this, but my memory is so bad!
Thanks for the laugh!
Pretty sure any father could relate to that last quote. Thanks for beginning our day with a big smile.
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